Tuesday, 9 June 2015

Musings of an Indian Student







If you think that the world all around is here to help you out to come out of trouble…..i am sorry to inform you that it is not….the components (biotic and abiotic both) all around you is just here to increase your trouble (most of the times)….when you are already tearing the little bit of hair left on your head…….
Life is too ironic too completely understand….when you have an answer to its question, feeling happy, your happiness turns into a fit of agony, within a moment, you find the question changed…so there is only one way out…live your life…. 
It does rain on you when you forget to take the umbrella….whereas a pleasant sunlight embraces you when you have an umbrella with yourself…… maximum number of power cuts takes place when its summer, I don’t know whether the machines in the power plants are inbuilt with intelligent sensors to understand temperature or not.
Next….a common thing in our student life, when you are not prepared well for your test….to multiply your trouble you would find your seating arrangement in the first bench, with the cunning invigilator spying your copy through his big specs.  Now, let me start a bit early…… you woke up late, and then you hurried to the bus stand and boarded a bus. You would soon find that dear bus stuck sweetly in a traffic jam…you would have a free treat of mouthwatering smoke, looking now and then into your watch…lamenting “Isshh!! Why did I watch the match last night… they are earning money that’s why they are playing… iss me mera kya…”
Now…leaving individuality and coming to greater cause (as moral science say)…. As much as I have seen and my parents have known I have heard of lok sabha elections only in summers….don’t know whether the election commission goes into hibernation in cooler months or not…. Or maybe it feels like a patriot to sacrifice citizens for the sake democracy. Or there’s one more possibility…. Maybe our intelligent elders might have foreseen our population explosion and found elections as an excellent remedy to it, before starting, while the process goes on and after too… to be clear before you have thousand of life loss due to political riots, while going…I guess you got it, and after is quite the same as before is, with an extra, that is the bank balance of ministers increases in a geometric progression with increasing tenure 


For if you think that now I would start with poverty, economic depression, or caste, creed and religion discrimination…. For the sake of your good health I won’t...cause our social science books have taught us a lot to last for a lifetime… and after that “Slumdog millionaire” has released, our poverty has own us numerous Oscars but inturn raped our countries little bit prestige which she had left, half naked Indians were a splendid topic to those bourgeoisie…… coz our bollywood have had produced far better films than that…and A.R Rehman himself has composed fantastic numbers than “Jai Ho” without any Oscar recognition   now I just wanna tell about our progress in science….it’s been amazing…we went to moon, we went to mars, we know what’s there, we went to down to sea bed, trying to discover or rather exploit all that nature has. But we don’t wanna know what’s in our locality…who lives the next door? And why would we, after all we are progressing with social networking…a nice way of having a chit chat with unknowns and staying unknown to known’s…..

       Next, coming to the nice attitudes of our people of imitating foreign culture. Things were bearable till it was just upto lifestyle…... but now it’s been upto names too…..parents are naming their childrens in foreign verse…doesn’t it tickle your nerves to hear a “Ricardo Chatterjee”, or  “Jennifer Singh”…. Ok, accepted now find me a “Ramesh Washington” or “Rekha Hartley”... maybe you can’t… but kya pata, god knows what’s the world upto!! Anyways if people have become so advanced (as they say) they should consider giving their surnames up too... that they don’t.
We imitate their culture, discard their mentality…
SCENARIO 1:  “X is returning from office seminar late, finds a lady alone in the street, and gives a lift in his car and dropped her home” passerby smiles and says “responsible guy”, this is certainly not India. 
SCENARIO 2: “X is returning from office seminar late, finds a lady alone in the street and provides a lift in his car and dropped her home passerby gives a cunning smile and says “aj kal ki generations, total barbad and characterless”. Has to be India
Reason again lies in childhood…we are taught upon to comment on the outcome not study the procedure. Result of this open today’s or yesterday’s paper you would surely find the result of this mentality. I guess you don’t want me to discuss further and make my writing serious because I won’t…life is too much serious I don’t want to add seriousness to it by wasting your time. But studying in a co-ed school since I was a sapling, I have a solution to it, and that is to make most of the schools in India co-ed gradually, which would surely change the mentality of people a lot. They wouldn’t be able think negative even if they want to. 
In case you may think what am I upto…for your kind info I have not become an ancient sage... I am still your schoolmate who being asked to write something wrote this gibberish stuff….not knowing what I actually wrote… but that doesn’t mean I would stop making fun with you all… this just for the sake of writing…I wrote, baas khatam.. Don’t want to torture you more (after all we can only write and do nothing, because since kids we learnt how to get taught, never, how to apply what is taught). Ok friends enough wasted your time, all this is just because to confess to our teachers that we do sometimes, by chance hear there out of book lectures too and think upon them. Teachers happy now!! (Mind it sir/mam, it’s by chance)

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